Summary: BRONCHITIS | ELTON JOHN | HEARING PROTECTION (March 12, 2007)

“You have bronchitis,”

“No, I don’t!”

“I could not POSSIBLY have bronchitis. I haven’t had bronchitis since I was fifteen years old!”

“You have bronchitis,”

“No I don’t!”

“This is just the tail end of that flu, and I can shake it off.”

“You have bronchitis. GO TO THE DOCTOR!”

“You have bronchitis,”

TONI’S TAKE

VICTOR/VICTORIA

“work vocal”

DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME

MIDDLE

SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD

BLUE MOVES

CRAZY WATER

DID

CA

DANIEL

DANIEL

BBC

WE

IT WAS SO LOUD IT ALMOST BACKED ME UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!

HAD

“hurt”

LOUD

FABULOUS

“at the mercy”

Summary: OUR PALISADES HOME | CATS (March 4, 2007)

“…Oh, everybody needs a home
Where all the vibrations are flowing
In a positive way…”

BUTTERSCOTCH CASTLE

weeks!!!!

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER

“tossed salad”

“perfect”

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER

“decorating”

“color”

“Pink Room”

“Yellow Room”

BLACK

“French”

“Too many G–damned flowers!”

“jungle”

LONELY NIGHT ANGEL FACE

YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT

“Pink Room”

DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME

“Why don’t you play that song you just wrote?”

SIMPLE

“little song”

JUMPED

“That’s a SMASH!!!!!”

DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME

IVY

“tuxedo”

VICTOR

TORIA

VICTOR/VICTORIA

SAME

“tuxedo”

HUGE

“ratty”

VICTOR

TORIA

Summary: THE DAMNED FLU!!!! (February 27, 2007)

“Get well soon”

VERY

SPITE

“wash away”

“merde”

DID

IS

REALLY

nurse!!!!

NOT

TONI’S TAKE

RELAPSE!!!!

Summary: NO PERFECT PLACE | KEELY SMITH | COOKING FOR DARYL (February 18, 2007)

“snowbirds”

AWFUL

SEE

THE BIG ONE

THE BIG ONE

“Greatest Lounge Act in the History of Las Vegas”

SHOULDN’T

LA

ALWAYS

“freebies”

“celebrity”

LA

IS

I WISH YOU LOVE

“It’s Valentines Day. Where is the Captain? Isn’t this their anniversary?”

“special”

NOT

“healthy diet”

“tabouli”

CAPTAIN’S SALMON FEAST

TABBOULEH WITH SNOW PEAS AND RED BELL PEPPER

MANGO SALSA

“heat”

PAN ROASTED SALMON

WIDE

UP

TEN MINUTES TO ONE INCH OF THICKNESS

“gelatinous surprises”

“medium”

THE CAPTAIN’S SALMON FEAST

Summary: VICTOR/VICTORIA – PART THREE (February 11, 2007)

ONE

TWO

VICTOR/VICTORIA

VICTOR/VICTORIA

V/V

“Why in the world does she have such strong negative feelings about the V/V experience?”

VICTOR/VICTORIA

“dream”

NOT

“falling apart”

“blue”

“barn”

“suite”

“routine”

VICTOR/VICTORIA

“star”

SOMETHING

3:30PM

ALWAYS

KY

“non smoking”

LOT

VICTOR/VICTORIA

MONDAY

TUESDAY

hair!!!!

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

3PM

8PM

SUNDAY

MONDAY

“nights on the town”

“Come with us, Miss T!”

filled???

“like a nun”

WHAT

WHY

V/V

BEST

“nest”

“Taurus routine”

“coulda, woulda, shoulda”

C&T IN THE NEAR FUTURE

C&T

THE SECRET OF CHRISTMAS CD

THE 1976 CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

DVD

OUR CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE SPECIALS FOR ABC

HAWAII SPECIAL

NEW ORLEANS SPECIAL

SONGBOOK SPECIAL

DVD

C&T

DON’T

“two-week”

“sit-down”

VICTOR/VICTORIA

Summary: “BEAUTIFUL” GORDON LIGHTFOOT (February 4, 2007)

“day people”

5:30AM

10PM

“serene”

“on the town”

DULL

TONI’S TAKE

BEAUTIFUL

IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND LOVE

BEAUTIFUL

“At times I just don’t know
How you could be anything but beautiful
I think that I was made for you
And you were made for me
-
And I know that I will never change
Cause we’ve been friends through rain or shine
For such a long, long time”

BEAUTIFUL

“Snowbirds”

“Once,”

“I was playing golf with my ex brother-in-law, and when we got to the first tee, he pronounced to the rest of us, ‘Either step up or step back,’ and that gave me an idea for this song,”

BEAUTIFUL

“And I must say that it means so much to me
Just to be the one who’s telling you
I’m telling you
That you’re beautiful”

GORDON

GORDON

BEAUTIFUL

Summary: THOUGHTS ON JENNIFER HUDSON | SINGING WITH ELLA (January 28, 2007)

DREAMGIRLS

“I just need some time to myself for a while.”

NOT

LA

“discovered”

“Jennifer, gather and keep around you friends and family who knew you before all of this happened…. people you love and trust. Be cautious of new ‘friends’, who may be there simply because of your celebrity. They will be gone quickly if your career should start to falter.
-
“Be careful of hiring friends or family to be part of your working staff. You probably feel like you want to share the wealth and celebrity with them. But no matter how much you love and trust them, and how much they love you, things can get very sticky down the road, and you may have to face some agonizing choices at some point. Try your very best to keep business and family/friends completely separate.
-
“Hire an attorney well-versed in show business. You will need one who is on your side, to protect your interests. They are usually worth the exorbitant fees they charge, and can help to keep you from getting into unexpected and difficult legal situations that are out there like mine fields, waiting for you to step on one and blow yourself up.
-
“Hire a Personal Assistant to organize your time, and take care of all of the many things that you simply will not be able, or have time, to do. Our PA is Becky Greenlaw, and she is priceless! We were so lucky to have found her, and we are thankful every day to have her on our side.
-
“Trust your gut feelings!!!!! You will have all sorts of people wanting pieces of you… especially agents and managers. They are a necessary evil, as far as I’m concerned. You need an agent to sift through the many offers that are flooding in, and a manager to guide you in your career choices. Of course…. and THIS is important…. you have to remember that managers and agents want to make as much money off of you as they possibly can. They usually don’t much care about, or take into consideration, your emotional health and physical well being… unless it affects the income you generate for them.
-
“You may often find yourself exhausted, stressed beyond belief, and needing time to yourself to gather your thoughts. Remember, agents and managers don’t have to DO the work they line up for you…. they just have to collect the money. The more you are out there working, the better they like it. Trust your gut feelings, and don’t ever be afraid to say NO if something doesn’t feel right.”

SONGBOOK SPECIAL

BB

BB

BB

“Torch Songs”

“Am I singing it the way you want?”

ELLA!!!

SO

“Good luck on your opening night…Lots of Love…your Big Sister, Ella.”

Summary: A QUICK TAKE . . (January 25, 2007)

“catch up”

HOURS

“standards”

“line to the spheres”

MEMORIES

Summary: GORDON LIGHTFOOT | CIRCLES (January 14, 2007)

C&T

LOVE ME LIKE A BABY

HONEY COME LOVE ME

DEEP IN THE DARK

CIRCLES

BUTTERSCOTCH CASTLE

BABY YOU’VE STILL GOT IT

KEEPING OUR LOVE WARM

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER

SHOP AROUND

MUSKRAT LOVE

DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME

ALWAYS

IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND

BEAUTIFUL

THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE

VERY

“hipness”

“plastic”

“square”

“stigma”

VERY

UP UP UP

NEVER

YOU

“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Gordon Lightfoot.”

NO

TURNED HIS BACK TO THE AUDIENCE AND TUNED HIS GUITAR

NEED

EVERYBODY

“stigma”

LATER IN THE DAY

HUGE

THREE

WAY

“CNE”

“office”

TONI’S TAKE

CIRCLES

WONDERFUL

OUTWITTED

OUTWITTED

CIRCLES

“Oh, Love and I, we knew just where to begin. Yes, Love and I, we started his circle to spin, oh Love and I…we drew a circle, a beautiful circle, a wonderful circle that took him in.”

CIRCLES

TONI’S TAKE

Summary: THE PERCEPTION OF BEAUTY | C&T IN 2008? (January 7, 2007)

TONI’S TAKE

“thank you”

“Oh, thanks, but my hair looks awful today,”

“I’m glad you like our house, but it is really a mess today,”

“I really didn’t sing very well, but thanks anyway.”

“Thank you,”

PERCEPTION

“beautiful.”

“smile”

“public”

“stars”

HOPING

THAT’S

Tennille???

“great”

“stars”

“celebrities”

“chubby”

“popular”

“beautiful”

“beautiful”

“beauty”

“perception”

“Probably never.”

“sign”

HATE

“If we DID do a C&T concert, what would it be like? What songs would we sing? How big would the band be, and who would be in it? Where would we do it… IF we decided to do it?”

“essential tremor”

C&T

ALL

THAT

CD

DVD

DVD

ABC

C&T

“million things to do”

“Song of Joy”

Summary: HOLIDAYS IN LA QUINTA | “DENNY” | VICTOR/VICTORIA – PART TWO (December 31-January 3, 2007)

7AM

LATER

VERY

TONI’S TAKE

TONI’S TAKE

DENNY’S SUCH A FLIRT

DENNY’S SUCH A FLIRT

BOY CRAZY

DAVY I MISBEHAVE

JOE DON’T CRY

“girl”

DAVY I MISBEHAVE

REALLY

MORE THAN DANCING

MORE THAN DANCING, MUCH MORE

DENNY’S SUCH A FLIRT

VICTOR/VICTORIA

ALL

VICTOR/VICTORIA-PART ONE

HAD

VERY

I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS

CD

NO

SNOW

“anticipatory grieving.”

“apartment”

VICTOR/VICTORIA

“I knew you were in the audience! I could hear your laugh.”

V/V

“Song of Joy”

Summary: POSTPONING TONI’S TAKE (New Year’s Eve)

TONI’S TAKE

ALL

“Good morning”

“Hi”

TONI’S TAKE

Summary: CHRISTMAS EVE 2006 | THOUGHTS ON THE NEW YEAR (December 24, 2006)

”Legal Apple Pie”

“Legal”

TONI’S TAKE

“cup of tea.”

SILENT NIGHT

“label”

“Independent Moderates.”

“knew things we didn’t know”

“Song of Joy”

ONE

Summary: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR…. MY VICTOR/VICTORIA STORY – PART ONE (December 17, 2006)

FATHER KNOWS BEST

SO

“Mother”

McGUIRE SISTERS

THE KING SISTERS

SOUTH PACIFIC, OKLAHOMA

PORGY AND BESS

WROTE

MOTHER EARTH

LOT

VICTOR/VICTORIA

VICTOR/VICTORIA

PINK PANTHER

V/V

“woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman,”

“joke”

“high”

“chest”

SLIM

EVER

“squashed”

“Victor”

NO

WOMAN OF THE YEAR

VICTOR/VICTORIA

THOUGHT

LA

WANTED

KNEW

WAS

REALLY

“split”

SO

EXACTLY

“gut”

NEVER

GUT

ALL

VICTOR/VICTORIA

SO

“Song of Joy”

Summary: SHIRLEY BASSEY, CHARO AND TOUCH YOU | THE SONGWRITING BOX (December 10, 2006)

THE WAY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU

SO

GOLDFINGER

”GOLD-FINGAH!!”

HUGE

THE WAY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU

”I NEVER WANTED TO TOUCH A MAN THE WAY THAT I WANT TO TOUCH YOU !!!!!”

GREAT

THE WAY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU

“Green Room”

CHARO

ALWAYS

“bearings”

“meet and greet.”

“bearings”

”Oooooh…you are the Captain and Tennille! Ooooh….I love your song THE WAY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU!!!!’

“I never wanted to touch a man the way that I want to touch you!!!!! Coochie coochie coochie!!!……”

NO

TOUCH YOU

COMO QUIERO SENTIRTE

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER

TOUCH YOU

DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME (AMAME UNA VEZ MAS)

DO THAT

“in a box”

HAD

C&T

DON’T FORGET ME

“….and I know we’ve come to the parting of our ways, and I know we’ve said all the things that we could say, and I know I can put myself back together again if the fates will let me, but don’t forget me..”

C&T

”Well, if it’s such a great song, why didn’t TONI record it?”

ME

LOVE SURVIVES

TWENTY YEARS OF ROMANCE

NEVER

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME

“This is not the first time, and you are not the first man I’ve loved.”

C&T

KEEPING OUR LOVE WARM

YOU NEVER STAYED AWAY THIS LONG

“shopped”

CD

THE DODGER STADIUM SONG

“A summer day in Dodger stadium, that’s where I wanna be…..”

“Take Me Out to the Ballgame”

“disco”

“disco”

HAPPY TOGETHER

HOW CAN YOU BE SO COLD WHEN I’M SO HOT

“Song of Joy”